Thursday, March 28, 2013

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

"Americans make millions of mind-boggling, idiotic mistakes every day,
and when taking into consideration the sheer amount of lives that
could be lost due to just the slightest human error while driving,
it's actually pretty goddamn shocking that we let citizens operate
4,000-pound machines capable of going 200 mph," the report read in
part, later adding that if one truly thinks about who their neighbors,
friends, and children are as people, the absolute last thing one would
be comfortable with would be them merging onto a busy highway with
cars traveling 85 mph.
All kidding aside, it is pretty amazing.  Destructive force routinely placed in the hands of cretins and imbeciles on a daily basis.

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