BREAKING: Asexual Former Mayor Closes Barn Door After Horses Are Gone

Thanks a lot, Ed. Your 5 years of cheerleading for this disastrous war and this disaster of a President will not be forgotten.

I’m bailing out. I will no longer defend the policy of keeping U.S. troops in Iraq to assist the Iraqi central government in the ongoing civil war.

There are few things on earth I find more grating than the sound of that sanctimonious fool's voice; I change the station whenever he comes on to do one of his editorials on Bloomberg.

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