Paging Jim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets

This gives me an excuse to post a classic Gaffigan bit:

Hot Pockets Might Have Diseased Animal Meat In Them

Sad day for anyone who hoped never to know what exactly they were eating in their Hot Pockets ® Philly Steak & Cheese sandwich — according to the USDA it might be the meat of "diseased and unsound animals."

Death pockets!