Whole Foods Will No Longer Soil Its Shelves With Chobani

Not only is Chobani far inferior to Fage, but honest to god it smells exactly like my infant's diapers did. 

I worked with someone who would eat Chobani every day, and every time I would be struck by the smell of soiled infant diaper. 

It was uncanny, and I'll never forget it.

Whole Foods Will No Longer Soil Its Shelves With Chobani

Sad news, Chobani fans: everyone's favorite Greek yogurt brand will soon stop being available at everyone's favorite massive organic food retailer. Whole Foods announced yesterday that they'll be drop…